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Author: Daniel Weiss

Go From Amorphous to 8-pack in Just 10-Years

before and after picture of man lifting weights

Life is better with ripped abs. Start the long and arduous process of getting shredded today.

Published November 9, 2021
Categorized as Fitness, Lifestyle Tagged abs, advice, exercise, Fitness, health and wellness, healthy eating, humor, lifting, mens health, nutrition, satire, wellness

10 Ways to Increase Happiness, Immediately

Be happier today! Just kidding. Fake happiness for a little bit with these ancient and wise methods.

Published November 3, 2021
Categorized as Lifestyle Tagged advice, betterment, Fitness, happiness, humor, Lifestyle, mens health, satire, wellness

A Step-By-Step Guide (for Adolescent Boys) to Getting (and Nailing) Your First Kiss

Teenage boy with braces smiling near girl reading.

Finally, kissing advice from a 30-year-old man to teenage boys. Don’t make it weird.

Published September 22, 2021
Categorized as Lifestyle Tagged advice, dating, guides, health and wellness, how to, humor, Lifestyle, mens health, relationship advice, satire, step by step, teenage romance, wellness

The Essential Packing List for Spending Nights at Your Girlfriend’s Place

Happy man arriving with luggage at this girlfriend's place for the weekend

Freeball no more. Use this list to make sure you have everything you need before heading to your girlfriend’s place for the weekend.

Published September 14, 2021
Categorized as Lifestyle Tagged advice, dating, dating advice, girlfriends, health and wellness, humor, Lifestyle, mens health, relationship advice, relationships, satire

How to Have Fun Playing Golf

Two men having fun playing golf

It can be expensive, lengthy, and frustrating, but it is in fact possible to enjoy a day on the links.

Published September 9, 2021
Categorized as Fitness, Lifestyle Tagged advice, Fitness, golf, health and wellness, humor, leisure, Lifestyle, mens health, satire, sports, wellness

10 Easy Ways to Improve Your Health That You’ll Never Do

Man trying to do yoga but being sad instead

The answer to living well is easy, but you’ve forgotten a pencil.

Published September 3, 2021
Categorized as Uncategorized Tagged better living, dark comedy, Fitness, health advice, health and wellness, healthy living, humor, Lifestyle, lifestyle tips, living will, satire, wellness, working out

6 Quick Ways to Make Your Apartment Less Dude-ish

man using phone on couch in bad apartment

Someday, you may have to grow up. Until then, you can fake it by having a nicer apartment.

Published August 31, 2021
Categorized as Lifestyle Tagged advice, dating, humor, interior decoration, Lifestyle, manly things, mens lifestyle, relationship advice, satire

How to Say “I Love You” to Your Girlfriend

Man stands near woman acting nervous

Go from zero to hero in just three terrifying words.

Published August 26, 2021
Categorized as Lifestyle Tagged advice, Farting, Fitness, humor, Lifestyle, mens health, mental health, relationship advice, romance, satire, self esteem, wellness

7 Protein Shakes Worth Exercising For

Making protein shakes will improve your health and fitness.

If you didn’t drink a protein shake afterwards, did you really work out?

Published August 19, 2021
Categorized as Fitness, Lifestyle Tagged exercise, Fitness, food advice, health and wellness, humor, Lifestyle, nutrition, nutrition advice, protein shake recipes, recipes, satire, workout advice

10 Cheap Meals That Will Keep You Alive

Man eating cheaply with sriracha

Save money on food so you can spend recklessly on other things. Like partying hard.

Published August 17, 2021
Categorized as Lifestyle Tagged broke, budget, budget advice, financial advice, food, food advice, health and wellness, honest advice, humor, inexpensive, Lifestyle, living on a budget, nutrition, satire

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